Aao hasein ...

Sardar's Son - Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya
kra lavanga.
Sardar:oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!
Son:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea..

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Santa talking on cell.
Banta: kis se baat kar raho ho. Santa: biwi se.....
Banta: itne... pyar se....?
Santa: tumhari hai. . .!!!

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Accha agar kisi ke birth certificate mein Date of Birth nahin hai ....
batao uska kya naam hai ..
batao .. batao ...

nahin pata ...
aree yaar ..
Umar-Gul ..... ha ha ha ..

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Pizza aur dil main badiya kaun .....
areee pizza yaar ...
why ??....
areeee pizza ke tukde hote hain to pet bharta hai ..
aur dil ke tukde hote hain to ashique marta hai .. ha ha ha ..